Writer's Block: Speak Like a Pirate Day
Me first mate you say? hmmm... I couldn't be tellin' ye for sure. Yea see, the thing be, I ain't got me just a single first mate! I have me a few. "Drake", Petra and Boone be their names. "Dragon" as well... They all be the best of them! But if it ever came to taking the helm... I would have ta put Mr. Boone to the job, or keelhaul him if he didn't... He be the man for the job. He's mad enough to take it.
Savvy?
Now where be that bottle of rum? Boone better not have drank it! He always has been the reason it be gone in the first place...
Savvy?
Now where be that bottle of rum? Boone better not have drank it! He always has been the reason it be gone in the first place...