What Does Stop Mean Again?

[johnny_iris]

Greetings and salutations all. Another shitty day in the book today. Busted my ass hardcore at work today cause some fucking president is supposed to visit and evaluate the store. Fuck that shit; I couldn't care less. I just slacked off and smoked cigarettes in the back with the other cool gameroom guy. Sorry guys, but your gameroom is a little messy and falling apart; somebody should really do something about that before the president shows up. Mwa hahahaha. Fuckers. Oh well, I took my driver's test today finally. Passed the permit test like nothing; fuck reading the book, that's for losers. Aced the road test except for one thing: ran the last stop sign. But come on now, who the fuck really listens to stop signs anyways? And since when did they mean stop? Fuck that shit. I have the attention span of a retarded 5 year old, so how am I supposed to pay attention to the road? Oh well, I'm going back in tomorrow to retake it, so I'll pretty much pass; it's just a pain cause I could have had it today. If only my instructor was drunk and Egyptian, then I might have had an easier time; and we could have smoked a bowl or two along the way, but fuck it. In other news, six months has gone by, and I'm pretty sure that marks something......um.....let me see.......hold on......almost got it........on the tip of my tongue........Just kidding. Anniversery (sp?) Shit, that sounded like I'm married or something; such a harse word. But yeah, hopefully I don't get the same asshole instructor and I get my license before sunday because sunday is the day of the O-Rock Mystery Show!!! Cake, Beck, or........WEEZER, MOTHER FUCKERS!!! But it would be very nice to drive up there in my own car with my own license, but we'll see. I guess I'm gonna go outside now and fire up a 27 then head to bed. Hard day of work and school tomorrow. Alrighty, I'm gonna jet.

In the faggot Spike-wannabe words of a sad Egyptian - "See You Space Cowboy" .....Bang.......