I Love My Shmoopsie Poo
today i woke up, grabbed breakfast, hunted lions in the jungle between my house and the skatepark so i could see what them chillen did to it yesterday why we couldnt shred it. and it looks pretty well managed for the simple fact that hired for the job were wild baby apes and a zebra named Chloe.
after that me and the konsmachine went to cvs in the wild roaring sea of deep abyss. in the abyss were many eels and one of them was a native and could speak broken english and he showed us around to CVS. and we got the konsmachine some oil for his rusty joints, and a gatorade.
and we walked back through a deep muddy trench filled with mudworms that can eat brains. and they ate konstantins brain and we passed a little girl at a lemonade stand for 25 cents and i gave her money, and since konsmachine had no brains, he had no idea how to give money, so we passed, and didnt get a gatorade. then we got to our tree fort, and chilled there then went to the airport, had dinner with the konsmachine, and he ended up getting raviolis stuck in his spare parts compartment cause his brains got eaten by mudworms and then it was his time to get on the spaceship, and he ventured back to cloud nine.
and we went home i changed went to youth group and had a blast, and everyone gave me hugs, and me and kevin talked about everything a whole bunch, and me and don talked about everything, and it was so dope fly fresh and ill. i had such an awesome time, then we went to my house to show kevin where it was and then we went to friendlys and i saw bobby lonergan annd it was ill seeing him again, and then we ate i had a large friend-Z with oreos in it and it was a treat. and then i talked to Don and kevin some more, and then went home, showered and i put leeches into my ear holes to get rid of my brain by sitting here on the computer or longer than 5 minutes.
and i love my girlfriend kelsea, cause shes gorgeous and i love her and shes such an awesome girlfriend, best by a lot of lightyears. and she loves me back, and its really neat.
i lvoe her, so im gonna lay in bed and rest my eyes and wait for such a girl to call me up on the phone.(:
after that me and the konsmachine went to cvs in the wild roaring sea of deep abyss. in the abyss were many eels and one of them was a native and could speak broken english and he showed us around to CVS. and we got the konsmachine some oil for his rusty joints, and a gatorade.
and we walked back through a deep muddy trench filled with mudworms that can eat brains. and they ate konstantins brain and we passed a little girl at a lemonade stand for 25 cents and i gave her money, and since konsmachine had no brains, he had no idea how to give money, so we passed, and didnt get a gatorade. then we got to our tree fort, and chilled there then went to the airport, had dinner with the konsmachine, and he ended up getting raviolis stuck in his spare parts compartment cause his brains got eaten by mudworms and then it was his time to get on the spaceship, and he ventured back to cloud nine.
and we went home i changed went to youth group and had a blast, and everyone gave me hugs, and me and kevin talked about everything a whole bunch, and me and don talked about everything, and it was so dope fly fresh and ill. i had such an awesome time, then we went to my house to show kevin where it was and then we went to friendlys and i saw bobby lonergan annd it was ill seeing him again, and then we ate i had a large friend-Z with oreos in it and it was a treat. and then i talked to Don and kevin some more, and then went home, showered and i put leeches into my ear holes to get rid of my brain by sitting here on the computer or longer than 5 minutes.
and i love my girlfriend kelsea, cause shes gorgeous and i love her and shes such an awesome girlfriend, best by a lot of lightyears. and she loves me back, and its really neat.
i lvoe her, so im gonna lay in bed and rest my eyes and wait for such a girl to call me up on the phone.(: