May 26, 2006 21:59
Dear T-Mobile,
I'm starting to think that having an SK2 is pointless when all of my texts are delayed and my incoming calls go directly to voice mail. I mean, receiving text messages four days later when trying to make (very important)plans with (very wealthy)business associates is a little inconvenient for me, okay? It's a good thing I wasn't waiting around all night, alone, cursing said colleagues for deliberately ignoring my texts and pleas, when all the while the real culprit was you, T-mobile. Of course that was just a fictional scenario depicting what might occur if this spotty service continues, T-mobile, and not based on actual events. Had that been a true story, my SK2 would probably be on its way back to you for being "defective" again, if you catch my drift. If you don't understand, Apple can fill you in, as I've had quite a few "defective" iPods in my day. Anyway, not to keep you from your busy Catherine Zeta-Jones filled schedule, but if you don't start improving your service, like, ASAP, I'll be forced to bring upon you the wrath of a thousand hell fires, and eventually switch over to Verizon Blackberry or Treo. Please shape up.
Hate,
Leah@[redacted]
P.S. Word on the street is SK3 is bulky and totally hit.