With great power comes great responsibility.
THERE'S NOTHING MORE THAT I'D RATHER DO RIGHT NOW THAN GO TAKE MY EYEBALLS OUT, BUT UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS A HORSE WITH EIGHT LEGS SLINGING WEBS ALL OVER MY BATHROOM DOOR. I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WAIT IT OUT UNTIL IT ENGULFS MY POOR CAT, JONATHAN, AS A LATE-NIGHT SNACK AND THEN RETIRES FOR A NICE COZY NAP.