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ok, so like a week and a half ago or so I stayed at geralds house. And it was probably midnight or so and his family was in bed but we were watching tv in the living room. He gets up to get something and he steps on a tube of icy hot which squirts out. He wipes it clean with his hand then wipes his hand off with a paper towel even though we all know you need something stronger than a paper towel to get icy hot off of ya, so then he starts to adjust his weiner, hand in his pants, gets icy hot on his thingy. He starts spazzing out, it was really funny, like I knew it would happen, but why would I ruin the fun and tell him to wash his hand better? so then he woke jeannie up to ask her what to do, she told him to call poison control cuz she didnt want to get up. it was really funny, he whined all night about his thing, and so I started calling him Mint Dick.