My Lovely Wife: Out $400
Dude: Hi, I'm here to look at the washer/dryer you posted on Craiglist.
Me: Sure. Right over here.
My Lovely Wife (MLW): I'm going to get Emily from guitar practice!
Me: OK.
Dude: So how much?
Me: How about $400?
MLW: CRUNCH! (backs up van into Dude's car, ruining the front bumper)
Me: Or, I give them to you for free in exchange for my wife destroying your front bumper?
Me: Sure. Right over here.
My Lovely Wife (MLW): I'm going to get Emily from guitar practice!
Me: OK.
Dude: So how much?
Me: How about $400?
MLW: CRUNCH! (backs up van into Dude's car, ruining the front bumper)
Me: Or, I give them to you for free in exchange for my wife destroying your front bumper?