Real Conversations with My Lovely Wife
Me: Hey, I have a new joke I want to try out on you.
My Lovely Wife (MLW): Go ahead.
Me: What's the Republican handshake?
MLW: (Flips me the bird.)
Me: Um - no.
MLW: Well? What's the punch line.
Me: Nevermind. Yours was funnier. Now, hold still.
MLW: Why?
Me: I need to take your picture of you flipping me off.
MLW: OK -
Me: You blinked! How do you blink for every picture?
MLW: You'll just have to take it again. Here, I'll keep flipping you off, you snap the camera.
Me: .... OK.
MLW: You're not going to put this up on the Internet, are you?
Me: I don't know what you're talking about. *cough*