Real Conversations with My Lovely Wife

[johnhummel]

My Lovely Wife (MLW): I can't watch Stephen Colbert.

Me: Why? Don't you think he's funny?

MLW: Well, he likes to interrupt people.

Me: Yeah, it's part of the joke.

MLW: It's not that, though.

Me: What do you mean?

MLW: It's the butt.

Me: The - what?

MLW: The butt - that eagle behind the guests!

Me: That - that's eagle's legs!

MLW: It looks like it's mooning me!

Me: ....