Wait. I thought I was suppose to be the perv

[johnhummel]

Me: So I'm thinking about making a ring tone for my new iPhone.

My Lovely Wife (MLW): And it will be?

Me: Cough. Cough cough. Cough cough.

MLW: Really.

Me: Yup - then, then I'm in a meeting or a movie, the phone will still ring - but they'll just think it's a cough. Only I will know the difference.

MLW: I have a better one.

Me: Really.

MLW: Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhh. OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH. UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH.

Me: ...