My wife is evil!

[johnhummel]

My Lovely Wife (MLW):  (Reading Harry Potter 7).

Me:  Stare.

MLW:  (Reading Harry Potter 7)

Me:  STARE!  STARE!

MLW:  (Looks up.)  What?

Me:  I know what happens!  I know what -

MLW:  (Pulls out spray bottle full of water and sprays me.)

Me:  Agh!

MLW:  Betcha didn't know *that* was going to happen, did you?

Me:  ....

MLW:  (Goes back to reading Harry Potter.)