Nooooooooo!
Emily: Daddy, look what I got at the mall with Mommy!
Me: What?
Emily: A bra!
Me: AAaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
My Lovely Wife (MLW): It's just a sports bra - I got it because her white shirts were showing ni -
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Grandma: Well, personally, I think she was looking a little puffy, so -
Me: Nanananananananananananananananananana!
MLW: I think we should leave him like this. Emily told us he'd do this.
Me: Emily, I forbid you from getting any older! If you grow up, I'm going to ground you! You're only 8!
Everyone: ...
Me: What?
Emily: A bra!
Me: AAaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
My Lovely Wife (MLW): It's just a sports bra - I got it because her white shirts were showing ni -
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Grandma: Well, personally, I think she was looking a little puffy, so -
Me: Nanananananananananananananananananana!
MLW: I think we should leave him like this. Emily told us he'd do this.
Me: Emily, I forbid you from getting any older! If you grow up, I'm going to ground you! You're only 8!
Everyone: ...