Walmart, the hive mind of Dundalk
I guess most towns have the cool place to go and hang out at in the evening. It might be the mall or the ice cream shop or whatever. Well in Dundalk it is apperently the Walmart.
I made the mistake of going late last night to pick up some stuff like contact juice and boy was it jumping there. Not only was it packed, but it was every social reject in the zip code i think. You could have played spot the mullet or count the teeth*. So as I am hurring through the story I was witness to a true dundalk moment. A huge couple is standing in front of the Hi-C Display and screaming at each other. The fat bald guy was wearing the obligatory pit stained wife beater, and the wife was wearing a floral printed tent and slippers. And little jimmy was there drooling on himself.
Note it is well atfer mindight so what the hell are they doing shopping with a 2 yera old. Anyway, they are screaming because the man is sure that the red Hi-C has more vitamins in it since it is made from a bunch of fruit, while the wife knows the orange is more nutricious because it has vitamin C and anttyaccidents(i think she meant antioxyidents). Well if you read the labels you will see that both are basically flavors sugar water with little nutrition value.
But damn it, these two were gonna fight it out because little jimmy needs all the vitamins he can get in his sugar water.
* Count the teeth, for thoes that have never played, is played like golf
lowest score wins
I made the mistake of going late last night to pick up some stuff like contact juice and boy was it jumping there. Not only was it packed, but it was every social reject in the zip code i think. You could have played spot the mullet or count the teeth*. So as I am hurring through the story I was witness to a true dundalk moment. A huge couple is standing in front of the Hi-C Display and screaming at each other. The fat bald guy was wearing the obligatory pit stained wife beater, and the wife was wearing a floral printed tent and slippers. And little jimmy was there drooling on himself.
Note it is well atfer mindight so what the hell are they doing shopping with a 2 yera old. Anyway, they are screaming because the man is sure that the red Hi-C has more vitamins in it since it is made from a bunch of fruit, while the wife knows the orange is more nutricious because it has vitamin C and anttyaccidents(i think she meant antioxyidents). Well if you read the labels you will see that both are basically flavors sugar water with little nutrition value.
But damn it, these two were gonna fight it out because little jimmy needs all the vitamins he can get in his sugar water.
* Count the teeth, for thoes that have never played, is played like golf
lowest score wins