The People I Work With Are the Least Adventurous People In the World: Part II
[Saleswoman originally from Cleveland is eating a burrito.]
Thai-Phobic Salesguy: What do you call that, what you're eating?
Saleswoman: It's a breakfast burrito, I guess.
TPS: A breakfast burrito, huh? Where do you get something like that -- Taco Bell?
Saleswoman: No, I made it myself. There's no reason to buy one. I just throw beans and cheese into a burrito at home.
TPS: No meat?
Saleswoman: No, I don't eat meat.
TPS [shaking head]: There must be someone up there in Cleveland preaching about being a vegetarian -- my daughter went to college there and became one!
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This is a man who probably has not been so daring as to eat Mexican food for years, who apparently knows of no Mexican options other than Taco Bell, and who apparently believes that there is a person in Cleveland brainwashing people into not eating meat (or "God-food," as I like to call it).
I can't really describe how much I despise this man.
Thai-Phobic Salesguy: What do you call that, what you're eating?
Saleswoman: It's a breakfast burrito, I guess.
TPS: A breakfast burrito, huh? Where do you get something like that -- Taco Bell?
Saleswoman: No, I made it myself. There's no reason to buy one. I just throw beans and cheese into a burrito at home.
TPS: No meat?
Saleswoman: No, I don't eat meat.
TPS [shaking head]: There must be someone up there in Cleveland preaching about being a vegetarian -- my daughter went to college there and became one!
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This is a man who probably has not been so daring as to eat Mexican food for years, who apparently knows of no Mexican options other than Taco Bell, and who apparently believes that there is a person in Cleveland brainwashing people into not eating meat (or "God-food," as I like to call it).
I can't really describe how much I despise this man.