May 04, 2008 09:09
25 years ago today, I took up my first badge.
In the last 6 months, two of my colleagues and friends died in their cars. I say the following with love, respect and concern for all of my friends...
DO NOT FUCKING EXCEED THE SPEED LIMIT!
DO NOT FUCKING DRIVE WHILE INTOXICATED!
WEAR YOUR FUCKING SEATBELTS, ALWAYS!
PAY FUCKING ATTENTION WHILE DRIVING!
If you're a l.e.o. WEAR YOUR FUCKING BODY ARMOR!
These are simple rules and I swear by everything I hold dear (including you all), if one more of you breaks any of these rules and dies on me (or harms anyone in doing so) I'm going to kick your ass!
I'm serious about this people, there will be no discussion.
Here endeth the lesson.
Love ya, mean it!