Meme
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I bought porn for andrewducker (-10 points). Last Wednesday I turned kashandara in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1096 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
johnbobshaun