Sleep with all the lights on...
Hmmm, I saw Mean Girl the other night and I must say that is a pretty awesome movie. I think Lindsay Lohan and that Regina girl are my new idols. They totally pizzown the shit out of some dumb bitches, it's pretty sweet. God teenie bopper movies are so awesome it's ridiculous. I don't think I will ever get tired of watching them. They're just so damn entertaining. Sooo yah, I got both my parents birthday presents taken care of. My mom's was a few days late, but I mean shit my birthday was over 4 months ago and they haven't gotten me shit. Eh, it'd probably just be a silly key chain that says happy birthday on it anyways, but still key chains like those are pretty awesome.
So the pothole that gave me a flat tire ended up costing me $330. I love spending money on new tires. I need to start hanging outside elementary schools and robbing kids of their lunch money, because my bank account seems to be stagnating. Maybe I could just hack into people's bank accounts with my l33t haxorz skillz like Adam Wykle and make my money that way. It's too bad I can't just punch retarded kids in the face all day for money, not only would that be ridiculously awesome, but I'm sure there are tons of people who would pay insane money to see retarded kids line up and get clocked in the face. I know I would. I kinda want to go to the show today, but we'll see what happens I guess.
Man I was so fucking pissed yesterday. I was playing at the FNM (Friday Night Magic) and playing a new deck, Tooth & Nail. Anyways I was up against this tall retarded fugly guy who is like 27 and a janitor for some shit processing factory. And he fucking won, because I made a few small mistakes and he kept top decking like a luck sack. God I fucking hate losing to retarded ugly fuckers. Seriously this cum stain is so god damn ugly you could savagely beat his face in with a crowbar and he would appear unscathed. If he were to stand in the streets and hold out his hat, apathetic people would give him money assuming he has downs syndrome or some other retardation. I guess I'm a sore loser about pretty much everything, but oh fucking well.
So the pothole that gave me a flat tire ended up costing me $330. I love spending money on new tires. I need to start hanging outside elementary schools and robbing kids of their lunch money, because my bank account seems to be stagnating. Maybe I could just hack into people's bank accounts with my l33t haxorz skillz like Adam Wykle and make my money that way. It's too bad I can't just punch retarded kids in the face all day for money, not only would that be ridiculously awesome, but I'm sure there are tons of people who would pay insane money to see retarded kids line up and get clocked in the face. I know I would. I kinda want to go to the show today, but we'll see what happens I guess.
Man I was so fucking pissed yesterday. I was playing at the FNM (Friday Night Magic) and playing a new deck, Tooth & Nail. Anyways I was up against this tall retarded fugly guy who is like 27 and a janitor for some shit processing factory. And he fucking won, because I made a few small mistakes and he kept top decking like a luck sack. God I fucking hate losing to retarded ugly fuckers. Seriously this cum stain is so god damn ugly you could savagely beat his face in with a crowbar and he would appear unscathed. If he were to stand in the streets and hold out his hat, apathetic people would give him money assuming he has downs syndrome or some other retardation. I guess I'm a sore loser about pretty much everything, but oh fucking well.