Best. mail. evar.

[john_x]

I just got the best piece of snail mail ever. I don't have a scanner working right now so here's my ASCII art rendition:

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| |
| Internet Listing Service Corp. +-----+ |
| 27 N. Wacker Dr. Suite #650 |STAMP| |
| Chicago IL |STAMP| |
| 60606 +-----+ |
| |
| |
| -------------------------------------------- |
| / \ |
| | Sheeplauncher Enterprises , Inc | |
| | John Bloom | |
| | 12345 4th ave N | |
| | Lynnwood, WA 98023-1234 | |
| \ / |
| -------------------------------------------- |
| |
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It's obvious that no human reads this before wasting postage on it...