Sorry...
Just for reference, NO I am not John, of course I'm not, as if he'd have time for something like this. This is purely for fun and not meant to offend in any way. This is all part of an RPG, see here for details.
One other thing, I have been known from time to time to write long posts, I have been known from time to time to write more than once a day. If this is something that offends you to the core then PLEASE for both our sakes don't friend me. If you can handle occasional waffle then feel free to comment and I'll add you.