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[john_ofdarkness]

This is John, on his shift cooking dinner. He has got a recipe book propped open on the counter, as well as some tender greens and herbs laid out, and there are strips of rabbit meat on the cutting board. There is also the basket of crackplot apples that Rosencrantz brought in, but John will be damned if he makes anyone here a cobbler

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[notsincecarrie]

*enter Buzz, looking a bit more haggard than usual* Well well well, if it isn't my favorite British composer this side of Andrew Lloyd Webber!

[john_ofdarkness]

Ohgoodnessright. John is unfortunately quite a bit slower than his typist at figuring out what's wrong with Buzz. "And if it isn't my favorite" a quick once-over "rumpled, sleepless American musicals fanatic."

[notsincecarrie]

The one and only. What are you making?

[john_ofdarkness]

"Roast Rosemary Rabbit." A smirk. "Although since we don't have rosemary, it's more like Roast Tarragon Rabbit--but that doesn't quite roll off of the tongue."

[notsincecarrie]

*little laugh* I know I couldn't see a "Tarragon" in How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying.

[john_ofdarkness]

"Shit, now I'm going to be thinking of that bloody musical every time I cook." He doesn't actually mind it, but he can see it getting old very quickly.

[notsincecarrie]

*grins* You're welcome.

[john_ofdarkness]

Changing the subject, "Did you sign up for Sir Kay's food roster? My brother could even break out that awful gardening hat of his."

[notsincecarrie]

*nods* I'm your helper tonight. Surprise!

[john_ofdarkness]

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"He would have a sense of humour."

[notsincecarrie]

*typist didn't actually sign Buzz up, but assumes that things happening offscreen is okay :D* Most people do. You should try it sometime.

[john_ofdarkness]

"I believe we've been over your complete inability to understand my humour. Here, be useful--do something creative with these." He shoves a bowl full of greens at Buzz. This typist is of the opinion that they might be collards, and therefore AMAZING if cooked correctly.

[notsincecarrie]

Like what? Make tutus? *washes them carefully*

[john_ofdarkness]

"You signed up to cook, duck. I presume that's because you have some vague idea of how to cook." He nudges the cookbook at Buzz.

[notsincecarrie]

And cooking vegetables is creative now? Well, did you evah!

[john_ofdarkness]

Eyeroll. "If it's not creative, the girl with the gun will whine."