You might not have a best friend, but you HAVE friends. Even annoying friends from alternate realities who refuse to listen to you be all emo and whangsty.
Don't make me sing to you, John. I completely will.
And I WILL sing to you to make you smile. Or laugh, which is probably the more likely reaction. I'll bust out the Rainbow Connection on your ass so fast you won't know what hit you.
Huh? ... OH! Oh, wow. That's pretty clever. But regardless of its connotations, I completely will sing it. I'll even do Kermit's voice. Terribly, but I'll do it.
Don't make me sing to you, John. I completely will.
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I'm not whangsty, B.
Sing? Why would you sing to me?
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And I WILL sing to you to make you smile. Or laugh, which is probably the more likely reaction. I'll bust out the Rainbow Connection on your ass so fast you won't know what hit you.
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bust out the Rainbow Connection on your ass
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That's funny in ways I'm pretty sure you didn't intend. *snort*
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Huh? ... OH! Oh, wow. That's pretty clever. But regardless of its connotations, I completely will sing it. I'll even do Kermit's voice. Terribly, but I'll do it.
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