The only reason I'm sharing this is because I think the last thing is a riot...
anderyn might be the only one to get it, though...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I pulled over and changed
cadona's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I pulled
magnetox1's hair (-5 points). In April I put money in
crowfirestorm's expired parking meter (14 points). In September I gave
gabrieltallant a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-938 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
john_holton