Three things

[john_amend_all]

1. More 500-prompts fic. This time it's from liadtbunny's prompt: "277. Catastrophe in the making - Second, Jamie":
   Crucial Distraction (1389 words) by JohnAmendAll
   Chapters: 1/1
   Fandom: Doctor Who (Season 6B)
   Rating: General Audiences
   Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
   Characters: Second Doctor, Jamie McCrimmon
   Additional Tags: 500 prompts
   Summary: The Doctor's latest attempt, with Jamie's help, to save a base under siege.
   
2. 
   A few days ago I made a rash remark about filking The Living Daylights as a celebration of Jo Grant - Assassin for hire!
   
   Turns out it's not an easy song to filk, because A-Ha seemed to have a somewhat cavalier attitude to rhyme, scansion, and singing the words that all the transcripts say they should be singing. But if anyone is morbidly curious,
   A Midi file with the tune can be found at midis.jamesbond-online.com.
   
   Cute girl you'd like to cuddle,
   Gets papers in a muddle,
   Wears a bandeau on her head -
   One wrong move, she'll strike you dead.
   
   She's been killing people since the age of ten
   She can cut your head off with a ballpoint pen
   When you launch your planet-conquering attack,
   It's Jo Grant who'll stick a dagger in your back.
   (She's the) blonde assassin.
   
   Her sights are on you now
   Your death is in her mind:
   She knows everything you've tried.
   You can run but you can't hide.
   
   No-one ever sees her gun until she shoots
   She's got knives inside her four-inch platform boots
   Every ring can kill you in a different way
   Cross her and you'll never see another day.
   (She's the) blonde assassin.
   
   
3. These banners are definitely addictive.
   
   
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