On the twelfth day of Christmas,
john666 sent to me...
Twelve sitcoms snuggling
Eleven sunrises swimming
Ten dreams a-cooking
Nine bagpipes camping
Eight timelords a-kissing
Seven britcoms a-role-playing
Six olympics a-flirting
Five be-e-e-ear hugs
Four star wars
Three hot tubs
Two marshmallow peeps
...and a halloween in an alternate history.