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[john]

One of my co-workers just said that the reason the age of retirement will rise is because of money wasted on "researching things and going to the moon and that." God bless each and every future tragedy she and her family face, may the sickles be ever sharp. I think I’m still a little drunk. I almost fell over earlier. "Damn wheeléd chair!" *shakes fist at perfidious desk vehicle* "I’ll learn you, I’ll learn you good..." When I am king post-natal abortions* will be commonplace and the sound of my deathsquads will fill the air.

*In fact post-middle age. Or pre-death.