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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Johhnny_c!

1. It's bad luck to put johhnny_c on a bed.
2. Johhnny_c does not have toes!
3. Johhnny_c has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
4. Johhnny_c has four noses.
5. You should always store johhnny_c in an airtight container in the fridge!
6. New Zealand was the first place to allow johhnny_c to vote!
7. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with johhnny_c!
8. Johhnny_c once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in johhnny_c.
10. The word 'samba' means 'to rub johhnny_c'.