Oh*You*Know
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
Nope.
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Public is the only appropriate place.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Like a hyena.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
I sex during cry, and I think the question is why not.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Cuddling leads to sex, which leads to dancing.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Only if they come up short with the cash.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Orga-huh?
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
I like to talk silly things, baby-style.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
I go all out - full.body armor and everything.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don't understand this question, so I'm just going to say Colin's karate class.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
No, but I have had a three night sit.
12. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
Steel is not easy to break, my friend.
15. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Never having had a sexual experience. Wait. That isn't embarrassing at all.
16. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
I'm shooting for 32.