The Pittsburgh kung pao caper
She:
The Steelers are close to taking the Super Bowl!
Me:
What's that? Thieves are going to steal a bowl? Well, I hope the cops catch them first! It must be a really special bowl--like, Tang Dynasty? So this is a museum heist?
She:
It's the SUPER Bowl.
Me:
You mean it's a really big bowl?
She:
Yes.
Me:
Oh, I get it. The Big Bowl restaurant. So the robbers like Chinese food...
The Steelers are close to taking the Super Bowl!
Me:
What's that? Thieves are going to steal a bowl? Well, I hope the cops catch them first! It must be a really special bowl--like, Tang Dynasty? So this is a museum heist?
She:
It's the SUPER Bowl.
Me:
You mean it's a really big bowl?
She:
Yes.
Me:
Oh, I get it. The Big Bowl restaurant. So the robbers like Chinese food...