Part III

[jogflutie]

I've watched Win a Date with Tad Hamilton about 10 times since Thursday night and I watched it either three or four times today alone. Well...yesterday because today is tecnically tomorrow. And Topher Grace = ...my future husband. Even his slightly lazy left eye is cute. You heard me. I don't mind his slightly, SLIGHTLY...SLIGHTLY lazy eye. It's

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[branchness]

Stop watching that God forsaken movie!

This girl across the alley keeps coughing and I want to tell her to stop. (Because that's what I do when people sneeze -- I don't say "bless you", I say "stop it.") She reminds me of you and your kennel cough.

[jogflutie]

I just finished it...and then...I started it again. I can't get enough. Which is funny, because there's a scene where my Topher lip syncs to Barry White's "Can't Get Enough"...actually, that just happened...and...I might have rewound it...and watched it twice.

Aw, Allisa...don't yell at her. Keep in mind, it's likke, a million times worse for her than it is for you, because it might be annoying to you but she's not feeling well...be SENSITIVE...

You know, maybe if you watched Win a Date you'd be a little more...empathetic.

Actually, no, don't watch it, you'll reach through the tubes of the internets and kill me.

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Everytime I finish leaving some sort of comment to you I get an email notifying me that you also left one to me. These freaking universes that are parallel.

Insane. INSANE INSANE INSANE.

I didn't yell at her. I would never yell at someone who is coughing, unless I know them...

I am empathetic. Did I not tell you that I'd send you soup if I had the money (and motivation)?

You're probably right. Except I would never reach through the tubes. I don't want to clog them! The internets isn't a big truck you can just dump something on!

[jogflutie]

And procrastination is the mother of conversation. Or something like that.

I KNOW. I need to be stopped.

I'm sorry...I'm sensitive to people yelling at the ill. I've gotten it enough, lol.

You did say that...because you're wonderful.

Yeah, reaching through the tubes would probably snap the trees. You shouldn't do that. But you could ride a horse through them and...joust me or something.

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Procrastination is my forte.

Haha. Some people are sensitive to the environment, others are sensitive to the poor...You? Sickly people who have been yelled at. Oh god. Preposition. I want a sandwich. You think it's too late to walk to the store? It's midnight. Why are you not asleep?

No, you're wonderful.

Snapping the trees is the worst! Jousting reminds me of the banana which means I am obligated to use this icon.

[jogflutie]

I'm doing homework so I'm probably going to listen to Win a Date one more time while working before I go to bed. Oooh, my tied for favorite scene is on...hold on...
Okay, I'm back. But in the interest of full disclosure I rewound the part and watched it twice. You'll know what it is when you see it.

Anyway, go get a sandwich! If the place is open and the weather's okay and you've got an armed guard with you or something. Go get that sandwich.

I haven't even done anything, how am I wonderful? I just sit here and cough and watch Win a Date. *Sigh*

...Jousting...reminds you of...the banana...Okay.

Oh, and my icon? Me and Topher.

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DERANGED!

I wait with bated breath to see that scene.

I really want to but it's so late. I mean, my neighborhood is nothing but old people and babies so I'm not afraid of being attacked, and the store is open 24/7. I just...I guess I'm just lazy. But I'm also hungry. Meh.

Do your homework!

Jousting reminds me of "grousse hunting" which reminds me of the banana. I guess I should have been more specific.

My icon? Crazy Colbert.

[jogflutie]

Yeah. I just started it again.

You wait with bated breath for every scene. So do I.

Get some food, man. You need your strength staying up until...1 am...stupid time difference.

I'm trying!

Jousting reminds you of grouse hunting. I know what you meant by the banana...but...yeah...I didn't remember anything about jousting in that. And there isn't. You're just...you.

Your icon? Frightening. My icon? Sexy.

...I need a Topher icon...

[branchness]

I can't get food now. I'm going to go down to the lobby and get a Diet Pepsi, though. I am parched.

The word joust sounds like grouse. There was no jousting in it. But he's supposed to be in England and he says grouse, and you're in England and you said joust.

Holy crap, Mark the audience coordinator looks a bit like Topher Grace. Oh man. He's probably your perfect man. The love child of Stephen and Topher.

...oh, and here:

[jogflutie]

Yeah, do that. Don't be parched. Speaking of parched, did you know a two litre bottle of Evian here, even when put into US currency is cheaper than a regular, single serving sized bottle at home?

You make me smile.

I WANT TO MEET HIM SO BADLY. Mark, I mean. I imagine him to be my soulmate. I saw pictures. Anyway, I imagine going and standing in line and him opening the door and our eyes lock over his clipboard (does he carry a clipboard? Whatever. He'll have a clipboard) and I'll call you and be like, "You can go to any taping you want for the rest of ever."

I love having a friend who can make icons!! How cute...

There we go. There's another icon not made by you being replaced by one that is...

[branchness]

I already did. I got myself a soda and a bag of Swedish Fish. Breakfast of champions.

Wow, and there you are complaining about the price of everything. Have you ever heard that thing about Evian spelled backwards is Naive, and that is supposed to relate to the price of their water...or something.

I wish Mark didn't know who I was. I mean, he can actually put my face to my name which sucks for me if I ever want to sneak into another taping of TCR. But I'm sure I can butter him up with cupcakes or something. And yes, he does have a clipboard. Another reason he's your soulmate? He's short! It's a shame that he's married.

My attempt at world domination involves my icons replacing everyone else's.

[jogflutie]

Oh, Swedish Fish...wow. LOVE Swedish Fish. I can taste their chewy stick to your gums goodness...

No, no, Evian is like cheapest water here is what I'm saying. It's 99 pence for two litres. Generic is like...88 pence. I feel fancy with my water, leave me alone.

You know if you went after three months he wouldn't notice. He sees like, what, 8 million people a day.

Yeah, see, I knew it. My soul knew he had a clipboard.

...my soul didn't know he was married. My soul likes that Topher isn't married.

I'd say you're doing pretty well on the world domination front, then... you've got a full third of mine.

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I feel like we've discussed Swedish Fish's awesomeness before.

I know that's what you're saying. Now that I reread my previous comment I can see where you'd think I didn't get what you were saying. "Jerri, you're not hearing what I 'm saying." "That's okay, Doc. Because you're not saying what I'm hearing!"

That's what my plan is. But he remembered me after one month, and that was just by email, without seeing my face. I was thinking about this...once you know someone's face how long does it stay in your head? Maybe if he forgets my name I can still go as someone else's guest.

Your poor dampered soul.

That's a start!

(Getting back to what I was saying up there *points*, my face has entered Stephen's head at least once since he remembered me after, uh, 29 days. Holy crap, that's a wet dream right there. You know, if I was capable of having wet dreams.)

[jogflutie]

Have we? It's possible. I checked our wall to wall and we're at over 200 wall comments. And you've got like, 200 to begin with, so like...half of your wall comments are from me. Wow. I fele like a stalker. So this is how it feels. I feel like you at this moment.

All of life can be summed up by Strangers with Candy. It's delightful. Or...horrendous...

I really don't think he's keeping that close of track of people's guests. And can they really deny you that if you're someone's guest? That's just rude.

My poor soul is, indeed, dampered. But I'll survive. I hope.

It's a healthy start.

Wow. Stephen...wow. He...wow. Wow...you...wow...Wow.

I love my Topher icon.

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We're insane. My friends are too cool for Facebook, hence why I have no Facebook friends. I am not a stalker! You make me sad.

I know we had a conversation about Swedish Fish because I remember buying Swedish Fish at the store a couple weeks ago and I know I talked to someone about them. I'm positive it was you.

Not horrendous! Never horrendous! DO YOU HEAR ME???

I think the new six month rule is bullshit. Honestly. I am not depriving anyone of tickets. They have either been: A) from standby, 2) in my name, or C) given to me as a last resort. Don't they understand that TCR is cheap, fun, convenient entertainment? Seriously. What the hell else am I supposed to do with my time? Homework? Chyeah.

I think you'll survive. There's always Topher.

Indeed!

Did I just blow your mind with that one?

I'm glad you love your Topher icon. I wouldn't make a Topher icon for anyone else but you.

[jogflutie]

We're not insane...we're talkative. And we've got a lot to talk about.

You know what? You're right. It was me. I can feel it in the back of my head.

No! I mean...they do and say some pretty horrendous things sometimes...usually...and real life being similar to that...makes me kind of sad.

Do they have that rule at The Daily Show? Stephen's popularity has been going through the roof lately, they might legitimately be having some sort of overcrowding issue.

But no. Don't do hoomework.

I will...there IS always Topher...as long as he isn't gay. Actually...even if he was gay I wouldn't mind all that much. He's such a cutie in this movie!!! He's so cute it hurts.

My mind = blown. You made quite the impression, Miss. He must've been looking for you! He must be looking for a young mistress.