This is probably one of the happiest days of my life. After eight years under one of the worst presidents in US history, we finally get a real president. A president that America can be proud of. No more senseless wars, no more people detained without habeas corpus at Guantanamo. No more illegal wiretapping and curtailing of civil liberties. A leader who won't "spread the wealth" by giving all of my tax money to rich people and Haliburton.
We are going to have a president who can speak in complete English sentences.
America.
Fuck yeah.