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Woah.. Woah... woah ok.... woah... stop... Hammer time!
So much to write about!
Let me start off by saying my fatha's an idiot.. a funny fun idiot lol.
Wish I had pics... Maybe another day..
So my dad has been getting cut off on the road by all kinds of lame drivers.. Being the aggresive man he is, he uses his horn at every chance he gets. UNFORTUNETLY, The horn built into his bike sounds like a cat mewing in a room of buzzing bees... You can't hear it and its just not very... "hornish"... So.. Using his more clever and resourceful skills.. he goes out and purchases this:
Theres a warning on the instruction manual. It reads: "Warning: Do not test this in your garage"
Yes... that is a Semi-Truck Horn...
He recieved it in the mail last week and decided to give it a try..
So he hops on his bike, drives down to Richmond street, and I can hear his horn as if it was a train coming through town... 2 words, Holy and shit.. I feel sorry for the man who cuts my dad off, he'll be swerving off the road, into a ditch, roll 30 times... to avoid a collision with an 18 wheeler... But then my dad will casualy cruise by...
A few guys pulled up next to him at a stoplight.. 3 middle aged men all on crotch rockets, and one guy looks at my dad, and honks his horn. His horn makes a whistling sound (you know like when you see a hot babe?) the other guy's horn was a "whoohoo" type of sound... so they kept pressing their horns, and laughing at my dad.. My dad just smiles and says "Oh yeah?.. check this out.." BFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP. The guys broke out in laughter and amazement. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??"
lol I love my dad's stories!
So I read Travis's blog and decided to do the same damn thing *Leaps in the band wagon*
I googled "Joe Needs" and here are the top 10 results:
1. Joe needs sign and mural artists
2. Joe needs a double
3. Joe needs an editor
4. Joe needs your help
5. Joe needs our help
6. Joe needs you
7. Joe needs to learn about libel
8. Joe needs to try a number of different things to find out
9. Joe needs to get out as often as he can and write a story that teaches him
10. Joe needs Food Badly
Google never ceases to amaze! *chows down pumpkin pie*
My camera must of been wasted & stoned...
Went over to amandas when EVERYONE was back! (besides a select few... *angry face*)
But man was it great seeing everyone again! Brian hasn't changed, only hes more attracted to his stalker then he ever was... Danny Gib was doing great! Tom, Eric, man.. Everyone! It was simply, refreshing seeing everyone once again! I loved it.. so much.. Reminded me.. of summer.... Will there ever be another one?
Aparently I sleep talk..
I dont remember this at all, my mom told me though:
She had come into my room asking if I wanted dinner.. but I was sleeping. The weird thing is, that I actualy, woke up, looked her in the eyes and said.
"I'm not going to build the road"
"..What road?"
"The road outside our house."
"Are you ok Joe? are you dreaming?"
"I probably am.."
and then I laid back down and continued to sleep.
Wow... I dont remember that AT ALL... Psyc is fuckin sweet, we're talking about sleeping and dreaming.. Really interesting stuff! dreams are just the act of sifting out all the USELESS information you were given throughout the day.. Kinda cool. Dreams also deal with your anxieties the way being awake cannot. You have feelings that are impossible to feel in dreams than in real life. I think i've felt some of those before though.. Actualy I know I have!
Alot of stories, too little energy....
Pictures... here:
Gunight
So much to write about!
Let me start off by saying my fatha's an idiot.. a funny fun idiot lol.
Wish I had pics... Maybe another day..
So my dad has been getting cut off on the road by all kinds of lame drivers.. Being the aggresive man he is, he uses his horn at every chance he gets. UNFORTUNETLY, The horn built into his bike sounds like a cat mewing in a room of buzzing bees... You can't hear it and its just not very... "hornish"... So.. Using his more clever and resourceful skills.. he goes out and purchases this:
Theres a warning on the instruction manual. It reads: "Warning: Do not test this in your garage"
Yes... that is a Semi-Truck Horn...
He recieved it in the mail last week and decided to give it a try..
So he hops on his bike, drives down to Richmond street, and I can hear his horn as if it was a train coming through town... 2 words, Holy and shit.. I feel sorry for the man who cuts my dad off, he'll be swerving off the road, into a ditch, roll 30 times... to avoid a collision with an 18 wheeler... But then my dad will casualy cruise by...
A few guys pulled up next to him at a stoplight.. 3 middle aged men all on crotch rockets, and one guy looks at my dad, and honks his horn. His horn makes a whistling sound (you know like when you see a hot babe?) the other guy's horn was a "whoohoo" type of sound... so they kept pressing their horns, and laughing at my dad.. My dad just smiles and says "Oh yeah?.. check this out.." BFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP. The guys broke out in laughter and amazement. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??"
lol I love my dad's stories!
So I read Travis's blog and decided to do the same damn thing *Leaps in the band wagon*
I googled "Joe Needs" and here are the top 10 results:
1. Joe needs sign and mural artists
2. Joe needs a double
3. Joe needs an editor
4. Joe needs your help
5. Joe needs our help
6. Joe needs you
7. Joe needs to learn about libel
8. Joe needs to try a number of different things to find out
9. Joe needs to get out as often as he can and write a story that teaches him
10. Joe needs Food Badly
Google never ceases to amaze! *chows down pumpkin pie*
My camera must of been wasted & stoned...
Went over to amandas when EVERYONE was back! (besides a select few... *angry face*)
But man was it great seeing everyone again! Brian hasn't changed, only hes more attracted to his stalker then he ever was... Danny Gib was doing great! Tom, Eric, man.. Everyone! It was simply, refreshing seeing everyone once again! I loved it.. so much.. Reminded me.. of summer.... Will there ever be another one?
Aparently I sleep talk..
I dont remember this at all, my mom told me though:
She had come into my room asking if I wanted dinner.. but I was sleeping. The weird thing is, that I actualy, woke up, looked her in the eyes and said.
"I'm not going to build the road"
"..What road?"
"The road outside our house."
"Are you ok Joe? are you dreaming?"
"I probably am.."
and then I laid back down and continued to sleep.
Wow... I dont remember that AT ALL... Psyc is fuckin sweet, we're talking about sleeping and dreaming.. Really interesting stuff! dreams are just the act of sifting out all the USELESS information you were given throughout the day.. Kinda cool. Dreams also deal with your anxieties the way being awake cannot. You have feelings that are impossible to feel in dreams than in real life. I think i've felt some of those before though.. Actualy I know I have!
Alot of stories, too little energy....
Pictures... here:
Gunight