I'm sweet as hell
To Whom It May Concern:
I noticed that you scratched my car, the black Ford Focus. The damage is only cosmetic and not worth any trouble beyond this letter. However, should this happen again, and judging from the state of your vehicle that is very likely, I will file a police report regardless of the extent of the damage. Had you informed me of the accident this letter would be unnecessary. In fact, I would not even be upset. Next time, be an adult.
Eat Shit
Joe Palleschi
212 N. Harrison
I noticed that you scratched my car, the black Ford Focus. The damage is only cosmetic and not worth any trouble beyond this letter. However, should this happen again, and judging from the state of your vehicle that is very likely, I will file a police report regardless of the extent of the damage. Had you informed me of the accident this letter would be unnecessary. In fact, I would not even be upset. Next time, be an adult.
Eat Shit
Joe Palleschi
212 N. Harrison