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Aug 09, 2006 12:53

My current top ten questions: Maybe i will answer at a later time, anyone else may feel free to try a few ( Read more... )

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Re-posting the questions so you dont have to keep scrolling up and down! dhague30 August 9 2006, 21:16:58 UTC
1.Can a first kiss be an ice breaker?
Depends on how hot or ugly you are. Works for Freddy Prinz(sp?) Jr, doesn't work so well for say, Kevin Spacy. (Do not take thier celebrity into account)

2.Can lust ever be a good road to travel down?
Everyone deserves a friend with benefits. And it hath been stated: "Two girls for every boy". There have been plenty of healthy relationships built on lust. The real problem is when one person crosses over into love and the other doesnt. Cue heartbreak stage left.

3.Is love something lent or given?
Love is a product of human hormones. I'm gonna get shit for this, but I do believe it. Put two people together in a space for long enough and they will eventually see past each others flaws and actually love the others flaws. This is the "magic" of love. It's human nature. You can't escape it. Humans need to felt needed by other humans, and eventually if two people can fulfill that innate need for each other, you have what laymen call "love".

4.Why do we convince ourselves do settle?
Think about your perfect girl. She's probably 1 in a million right? Now, reverse that. She's thinking about her perfect guy, 1 in a million again. Using these figures, odds are (1/(10^6))^2 that you won't settle. Yes that is a .0000000001% chance that you will be perfect for each other. So, for the solution: please refer to answer for question #3. Settle and deal with it.

5.Is there such a thing as knowing you will love someone...at first sight?
Absolutely not. Your hormones are raging. Take a cold shower. Love at first sight is an impossibility. Unless you believe in God, then anything is possible! And I have pity on you.

6.Can someone be ignorant to the point of lying to themselves?
First of all, this question makes very little sense. Lying to yourself implies knowledge in the first place in which to lie about. People do lie to themselves all the time. This goes along the same principle that people that are optimistic are more successful. Or dogs will salivate on a bell. If you tell yourself one thing day after day, even if is a blatant lie, it will eventually become your reality. This is how people go mentally insane. The movie they saw on vampires was so disturbing that vampires must be true. Out of the corner of their eye at night they see a shadow. When they look, there is nothing there. Time goes on, and eventually the brain can make bolder and bolder fiction up that your eyes will believe, such as a vampire stalking you and physically harming you. The human mind is an amazing machine.

7.Am i going to sunburn at lake george? :(
O'Smokey the Irish Bear says: Only you can prevent skin fires, lad.

8.Can someone feel insecurely loved?
Secure love is based on trust. Sadly, each time trust is broken it is harder and harder to rebuild it. This is why you see so many 40 year old men and women who say things like "All men are dogs" or "Bros before hos". Hell I know some 20 year old men and women like that. For a logical person which we all are, throwing that amount of trust behind a person again is a near-impossible feat. Even after years of dedication, you never know when the carpet can be pulled from underneath you.

9.Can Amanda deter a bear from trying to eat her?
Perhaps if she reads Wikihow. But anything else short of a homemade bear suit seems unlikely. Unless of course she finally realeases her sass and becomes the Spanish Phoenix we know she can be, more powerful than any S-Man known. Even Maganito.

10. Turns out i didn't have 10 questions when i started this...or did i?
Where can I meet this girl? And before you ask, yes I do have those.

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