Shopping malls and pinfalls...
On Friday me and the rest of the NBWA crew made our Elkhart debut. I wrestled the Cosmic Kid, and had it not been for the incompetence of my manager, Krazy Boi, I would've won. But oh well, I guess.
In the spirit of Christopher Daniels' One Act Plays, I present one of my own...
(The scene: a lockerroom/hallway in an Elkhard, IN shopping mall after intermission. JOEY walks back holding an envelope of photos and a handfull of singles.)
DANNY DANIELS: How many pictures did you sell, Pink?
JOEY PINK: I don't know, a couple. Why?
DANNY DANIELS: Who would buy a picture of you?
BECKY BAYLESS: Why not?
DANNY DANIELS: Because he plays a flaming homosexual!
JOEY PINK: Yeah... A hot flaming homosexual.
(Scene)
Yeah. Good times were had by all, to be sure.
Alternative Lifestyle. Alternative Gaming.
Gaming is love.
-Pink
In the spirit of Christopher Daniels' One Act Plays, I present one of my own...
(The scene: a lockerroom/hallway in an Elkhard, IN shopping mall after intermission. JOEY walks back holding an envelope of photos and a handfull of singles.)
DANNY DANIELS: How many pictures did you sell, Pink?
JOEY PINK: I don't know, a couple. Why?
DANNY DANIELS: Who would buy a picture of you?
BECKY BAYLESS: Why not?
DANNY DANIELS: Because he plays a flaming homosexual!
JOEY PINK: Yeah... A hot flaming homosexual.
(Scene)
Yeah. Good times were had by all, to be sure.
Alternative Lifestyle. Alternative Gaming.
Gaming is love.
-Pink