I AM SO FUCKING BORED
YO IM SO BORED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, I STARTED THIS WEEKEND OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT BY WAKING UP DUMB LATE, USUALLY I LIKE TO WAKE UP AROUND 9-10AM SO I CAN PLAN WHAT IM GONNA DO THAT NIGHT OR SATURDAY OR WHATEVER, BUT TODAY I WOKE UP AT LIKE 3PM, WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE ITS ALREADY ALMOST DARK AND I DIDNT GET TO GO OUTSIDE AND SMOKE MY CASUAL "ITS A BEATIFUL SUNNY DAY" CIGGARETTE, WINTER IS MAD DEPRESSING, ITS TRUE, I WISH IT WAS SUMMER ALREADY, CUZ THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT WINTER IS THAT I GET TO FLOSS ALL MY FLY ASS JACKETS...IN THE SUMMER YOU CAN PASS OUT DRUNK ANYWHERE AND WAKE UP THE NEXT DAY LIKE "AHHHHH TIME TO GO HOME". DO THAT SHIT IN THE WINTER TIME AND ITS LIKE "YO WHERE'D MY DICK GO?" AND YOUR NAVY BLUE AND YOU CANT OPEN YOUR EYES AND YOU FEEL ALL MUMMIFIED AND SHIT, NOT THAT THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME, BUT IM JUST ASSUMING THATS WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE. MY CAT IS MAD FUCKING OLD. HE'S LIKE 25 (IM SERIOUS) BUT HE'S STILL MAD ACTIVE AND HE JUMPS AROUND AND SHIT, AND HE'S A BLACK CAT, WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE HE'S THE WORK OF SATAN HIMSELF, LAST I HEARD CATS LIVE TO BE LIKE 20 AND IF THEY LIVE THAT LONG THEN THEY'RE ALL LETHARGIC AND SHIT, NOT MY CAT, NO WAY, THAT NIGGA DOES TRIPLE JUMPS AND WALKS ON WALLS AND KILLS ROACHES AND SCRATCHES SHIT AND BITCHES WHEN HE WANTS FOOD AND WATER AND ALL THAT. I HAVE A GRAFFITI VIDEO IN THE WORKS FOR ALL THOSE INTERESTED...YEAH SO ON THAT NOTE IM AUDI, I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING TONIGHT, BUT IM GONNA GET AN INCREDIBLY HIGH PAYING JOB AND GET AN H5 (CUZ H2'S ARE PLAYED OUT) YEAH NIGGA$ HOLLA @ ME. LOL
JOEY MILLION$ MLB '04
IS ANYBODY LISTENING?
JOEY MILLION$ MLB '04
IS ANYBODY LISTENING?