Interesting poop story
If you don't want to read about an interesting bathroom excursion, then read no farther.
This morning, around 7am, I woke up having excruciating pain and cramping in my lower abdomen. I thought my appendix had burst. I considered calling an ambulance, but I went to the bathroom. That where I gave birth to the longest, most perfectly well formed turd I have ever bared witness to. It was two foot long, like a baguette, and unbroken. It was so perfectly formed and textured that I barely had to wipe. I gazed in awe at this wondrous creation for about a minute, before watching flush, perfect and unbroken, down the drain. 5 minutes later, I took another poop. It was the exact opposite, a mushy, formless thing, and there was lots of it. I was glad to be rid of it. After that, I felt so much better. I went back to sleep, and had pleasant dreams.
This morning, around 7am, I woke up having excruciating pain and cramping in my lower abdomen. I thought my appendix had burst. I considered calling an ambulance, but I went to the bathroom. That where I gave birth to the longest, most perfectly well formed turd I have ever bared witness to. It was two foot long, like a baguette, and unbroken. It was so perfectly formed and textured that I barely had to wipe. I gazed in awe at this wondrous creation for about a minute, before watching flush, perfect and unbroken, down the drain. 5 minutes later, I took another poop. It was the exact opposite, a mushy, formless thing, and there was lots of it. I was glad to be rid of it. After that, I felt so much better. I went back to sleep, and had pleasant dreams.