I am tough...not tough enough, really.
The other day, I had some really great waffles. They had strawberries, and, um, walnuts on them. The waiter, he, he didn't bring me any butter, with my waffles, and, well I was thinking about asking for some butter. But, you know, if you ask for butter, you're gonna feel like a real fat ass...so I didn't ask for any butter. Umm...They were really great. So, I guess the moral of the story is, if you don't have butter, just use walnuts. Because they were really fantastic.