Jacking Off On a Ferrari Would Take a Ferrari
It's beautiful, it's mine. I didn't do it by myself, but it sure as hell doesn't belong to you. My new LiveJournal is beautiful. Thanks a lot to Rachelle, for being the creative genius...well, when it comes to LJ, Ashley for being able to speak code because she's a robot, and to the community from which I stole this background.
I've been sick for the past day and two and I had to call in sick on Monday. I felt really bad because it's the middle of the summer, and who's going to believe that I'm sick? But I am... In fact, earlier, I sneezed and I hawked a big lugie on the computer screen. But I was talking to this annoying bitch anyways...I'm mad at Jessica for giving her my screen name. And Jessica is mad at Jessica for giving her Jessica's sreen name. They live in the same Japan together, I guess that's punishment enough.
I saw I,Robot. The sexiest movie ever. And I never call a new movie sexy...because it's new and that just means that there are plenty more people out there, calling the damn mvoei sexy, when it really isn't. But, hell, it is. And so is Will Smith. I want his ass so bad. He's the sexiest black man who ever walked this planet. And I've seen his ass...ROUND!
On the way to the movies we saw A FUCKING OWL IN THE ROAD! FUCKING OWL!!! Holy, shit, I'm not even jacking with you. There was A FUCKING OWL in the road and it was so beautiful. We think it was chilling there because it was like 9:35, balmy, and living in Florida, so the road must have felt really good on his claws. He took off as soon as I drove by. A FUCKING OWL!!!
The house that we've sorta been interested sold today. It was beautiful property and had plenty of potential, but the house wasn't worth shaking a stick at. We would've just torn it down and redone the whole damn place. The old lady had dolls everywhere. And there was a huge line of them in the room that would've ended up my sister's. I was laughing about how she would fall asleep and they'd all turn their heads and glare at her while she was snoring. Just like in Dolly, Dearest. HA!
My mom is going to be in Texas until the middle of next week and when she comes back my grandmother will be with her, permanently. natalie is getting back from summer camp on Friday, the night on which I am making a Campbell's Supper Bakes, because that's what my lovely sister enjoys. Hannah will arrive from Finland a week from Friday.
Today I decided would be a school work day considering I haven't started on History yet. To tell you the truth, I'm not worried about the assignment at all. But I really should work on it. Tiffany and Ashley couldn't get a hold of me because my phone was still on silent from when we went to I,Robot, so I missed breakfast for lunch at IHOP. What a sad day...
Then they came over and we went tanning. My hip still reads sexy, just like I was born because God made me that way. Then we went to Tarjet and we bought some ICEE's slash ran into Crystal. Ashley bought new razors. Tiffany left from my house. Ashley and I went shoppin at Publix, just like we do almost every day. $25 was a joke, Dad. Publix should be renamed Sexlix, because it is the sex. I wore a single white under t'shirt today and my new sex jeans from Abercrombie & Fitch. Today wasn't one of the best days for my hair, however. Hamburger Helper for dinner, guacamole dip, or peacock shit, whichever you prefer. Then Bandits before I had to drive Asley home.
I've decided that I'm going to get a cockrocket, just because I'm hot, and every gay guy should have one. They're sexy anyways, and more fun. And less gas, you don't have to carry around friends...I'd have to get an MP3 player, though. Muh peeps know I can't go anywhere without my music. And, besides, nothing beats being able to say, "Yeah, I'll meet you guys there in 20 minutes. I'll just jump on my bike and slip on my helmet. I'll e the one who looks terribly oversexed."
I must add that Ashley and I washed our hands together tonight. It's because we're hot. Dip der.
New things my family have been buying:
Big Red
Press'n'Seal Wrap
Another Dave Brubeck CD
Packaged guacomole
Previously Viewed DVD's from Blockbuster
Hamburger Helper
Grass
A house?
To get inside this mind of mine would take a monkey wrench and a lot of wine.
-loves-
I've been sick for the past day and two and I had to call in sick on Monday. I felt really bad because it's the middle of the summer, and who's going to believe that I'm sick? But I am... In fact, earlier, I sneezed and I hawked a big lugie on the computer screen. But I was talking to this annoying bitch anyways...I'm mad at Jessica for giving her my screen name. And Jessica is mad at Jessica for giving her Jessica's sreen name. They live in the same Japan together, I guess that's punishment enough.
I saw I,Robot. The sexiest movie ever. And I never call a new movie sexy...because it's new and that just means that there are plenty more people out there, calling the damn mvoei sexy, when it really isn't. But, hell, it is. And so is Will Smith. I want his ass so bad. He's the sexiest black man who ever walked this planet. And I've seen his ass...ROUND!
On the way to the movies we saw A FUCKING OWL IN THE ROAD! FUCKING OWL!!! Holy, shit, I'm not even jacking with you. There was A FUCKING OWL in the road and it was so beautiful. We think it was chilling there because it was like 9:35, balmy, and living in Florida, so the road must have felt really good on his claws. He took off as soon as I drove by. A FUCKING OWL!!!
The house that we've sorta been interested sold today. It was beautiful property and had plenty of potential, but the house wasn't worth shaking a stick at. We would've just torn it down and redone the whole damn place. The old lady had dolls everywhere. And there was a huge line of them in the room that would've ended up my sister's. I was laughing about how she would fall asleep and they'd all turn their heads and glare at her while she was snoring. Just like in Dolly, Dearest. HA!
My mom is going to be in Texas until the middle of next week and when she comes back my grandmother will be with her, permanently. natalie is getting back from summer camp on Friday, the night on which I am making a Campbell's Supper Bakes, because that's what my lovely sister enjoys. Hannah will arrive from Finland a week from Friday.
Today I decided would be a school work day considering I haven't started on History yet. To tell you the truth, I'm not worried about the assignment at all. But I really should work on it. Tiffany and Ashley couldn't get a hold of me because my phone was still on silent from when we went to I,Robot, so I missed breakfast for lunch at IHOP. What a sad day...
Then they came over and we went tanning. My hip still reads sexy, just like I was born because God made me that way. Then we went to Tarjet and we bought some ICEE's slash ran into Crystal. Ashley bought new razors. Tiffany left from my house. Ashley and I went shoppin at Publix, just like we do almost every day. $25 was a joke, Dad. Publix should be renamed Sexlix, because it is the sex. I wore a single white under t'shirt today and my new sex jeans from Abercrombie & Fitch. Today wasn't one of the best days for my hair, however. Hamburger Helper for dinner, guacamole dip, or peacock shit, whichever you prefer. Then Bandits before I had to drive Asley home.
I've decided that I'm going to get a cockrocket, just because I'm hot, and every gay guy should have one. They're sexy anyways, and more fun. And less gas, you don't have to carry around friends...I'd have to get an MP3 player, though. Muh peeps know I can't go anywhere without my music. And, besides, nothing beats being able to say, "Yeah, I'll meet you guys there in 20 minutes. I'll just jump on my bike and slip on my helmet. I'll e the one who looks terribly oversexed."
I must add that Ashley and I washed our hands together tonight. It's because we're hot. Dip der.
New things my family have been buying:
Big Red
Press'n'Seal Wrap
Another Dave Brubeck CD
Packaged guacomole
Previously Viewed DVD's from Blockbuster
Hamburger Helper
Grass
A house?
To get inside this mind of mine would take a monkey wrench and a lot of wine.
-loves-