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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joe!

1. Two grams of Joe provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
2. You should always open Joe at least an hour before drinking him.
3. Joe can turn his stomach inside out.
4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Joe.
5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Joe to reach the earth's core.
6. Joe can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Joe.
8. Snow White's coffin was made of Joe!
9. Joe is the world's tallest woman.
10. Joe is the largest of Saturn's moons!