A lot of things need fucking. (Not just virgins)
I did a strange thing.
I rang them up. It's all organised. Planned.
I have my first two driving lessons in the holidays.
SHOCK! HORROR! GASP!
I'm sure you're enthralled.
I had the laziest day yesterday. Got up around noon walked all the way to the lounge, laid down and proceeded to watch some stupid movie "Camp Nowhere" then many hours of the various kinds of motor sport. P.S. The "Historic Cars" race was awesome, seeing the old Kingswoods sliding around the track... My mum left about 12:30 to do some shit with someone or other, and when she got home at like 6, I was in the same place on the couch. Which was funny in a way...
HAHA. I just saw a tank on TV. It had the words "caution, left-hand-drive" in big black letters on the back. Like that was an important thing, like people should be wary because it's being driven from the left side. Not the fact that it's 6 ton of steel surrounding lots of explosive material with a big fucking cannon on the front. No, no, being left hand drive is a much more important thing.
I hate The Scissor Sisters. Totally ruined Comfortably Numb. Ruined.
Now I'll leave you with some lyrics The Scissor Sisters haven't fucked up yet.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
I rang them up. It's all organised. Planned.
I have my first two driving lessons in the holidays.
SHOCK! HORROR! GASP!
I'm sure you're enthralled.
I had the laziest day yesterday. Got up around noon walked all the way to the lounge, laid down and proceeded to watch some stupid movie "Camp Nowhere" then many hours of the various kinds of motor sport. P.S. The "Historic Cars" race was awesome, seeing the old Kingswoods sliding around the track... My mum left about 12:30 to do some shit with someone or other, and when she got home at like 6, I was in the same place on the couch. Which was funny in a way...
HAHA. I just saw a tank on TV. It had the words "caution, left-hand-drive" in big black letters on the back. Like that was an important thing, like people should be wary because it's being driven from the left side. Not the fact that it's 6 ton of steel surrounding lots of explosive material with a big fucking cannon on the front. No, no, being left hand drive is a much more important thing.
I hate The Scissor Sisters. Totally ruined Comfortably Numb. Ruined.
Now I'll leave you with some lyrics The Scissor Sisters haven't fucked up yet.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.