Why with the dumbness?
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss U.S.A. contest.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for the Federal Anti-smoking Campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky Basketball Forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
-- A U.S. congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
-- Danny Ozark, former manager of Philadelphia Phillies
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-- President George W. Bush
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-- former U.S. Vice President Al Gore
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss U.S.A. contest.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for the Federal Anti-smoking Campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky Basketball Forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-- Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President."
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
-- A U.S. congressional candidate in Texas.
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
-- Danny Ozark, former manager of Philadelphia Phillies
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-- President George W. Bush
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- former U.S. Vice President Dan Quayle
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-- former U.S. Vice President Al Gore