judi
A lot happened since I quit writing in this journal. Tension was mounting and things were getting way out of control. I just quit on a lot of stuff and went on with my life doing what I please, when I please, how I pleased. You know? Sometimes you gotta just go with the flow and do crazy shit that no one expects you to do, not even those closest to you.
Things are better in every part of my life. I got married, bet you didn't know that. Of course not. Last weekend would have been the one year anniversary of my marriage to Judita. It didn't happen the way I thought it would. In fact, things are heading down a much darker road. Things are good overall in my life, except that. She just can't handle who I am now. Or my mullet.
Yeah, kinda fucked up if you ask me -- to leave your husband over a fucking mullet. It's sexy. She just doesn't know it or won't admit it. All my fans think it's cute and still want to have raunchy sex with me. How can millions be wrong? She says it's because they haven't even hit puberty. I say it's because you can't argue with the masses on style. Think about it? The macarena - awesome! MC Hammer - AWESOME. Celine Dion - FREAKIN FANTASTIC!
I love my wife, but I love my mullet and if she can't find a way to love my hair then I don't know how we can be together.
Things are better in every part of my life. I got married, bet you didn't know that. Of course not. Last weekend would have been the one year anniversary of my marriage to Judita. It didn't happen the way I thought it would. In fact, things are heading down a much darker road. Things are good overall in my life, except that. She just can't handle who I am now. Or my mullet.
Yeah, kinda fucked up if you ask me -- to leave your husband over a fucking mullet. It's sexy. She just doesn't know it or won't admit it. All my fans think it's cute and still want to have raunchy sex with me. How can millions be wrong? She says it's because they haven't even hit puberty. I say it's because you can't argue with the masses on style. Think about it? The macarena - awesome! MC Hammer - AWESOME. Celine Dion - FREAKIN FANTASTIC!
I love my wife, but I love my mullet and if she can't find a way to love my hair then I don't know how we can be together.