May 10, 2006 13:46
Dear everybody,
Hi. I'm gonna break the news to you all as gently as I can in this letter. Here goes. Myspace trackers do not work. They just don't. Don't bother clicking on anything that says they do, especially something with about fiddy exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm just saying that, 'cause I think those are the most annoying ones.
The truth is that myspace doesn't support these kind of scripts. Just like we can't use html in blogs. Why is it set up that way? I don't know. Probably because Tom is a little bitch. If you do happen to find one that works, it will work maybe once and then fuck your shit up like a half hour later.
Yeah, it would be neat to have one, but give up. I'm sorry it has to be this way. If tracking was something that was available, I would wager that it would be something that Tom sets up and makes available to everyone. Just like he did with the Top 8 and birthdays and all that junk.
Okay. Sorry I had to be so blunt. I hope I didn't crush anyone's dreams of having a tracker on their page.
Have a nice day!