Nov 22, 2009 01:01
- 10:03 @ gideonstrumpet It's downwind from Bridgeport? #
- 10:04 @ bizlawyertexas Yup. It's bizarre that a case where only one side showed up to argue it ended up being controlling law for so long. #
- 10:14 @ gideonstrumpet Bridgeport always reminds me of viola jokes; violas are the designated mocked ethnic of the orchestra. #
- 10:21 bit.ly/Q9vh8 I'm pretty sure that a bus doesn't make a suitable getaway car. #
- 10:23 bit.ly/2qpS5f Do not buy Solyent Green brand cosmetics. Trust me. #
- 10:31 @ gideonstrumpet What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? #
- 10:31 @ gideonstrumpet A: you take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline. #
- 10:44 @ JeenaBelil Sure. #
- 10:45 @ gideonstrumpet I see an opportunity there: tax mugging. #
- 10:47 @ gideonstrumpet Remember Anguilla; they might send in the troops to prevent that. #
- 11:05 @ JeenaBelil Well, no. We always hear about "sex and violins," or something similar. #
- 13:11 @ robinmarty It's a verb. What happens when you press it? #
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