Death stuff

[joelpup62]

I was thinking about the 4th Harry Potter movie coming out today and I was like oh wow...it's going to be good...then I was like..there's no bagman and little gary oldman..so that's not so good (as long as the Fudge being a bastard scene is there I'll be happy)...but then I was thinking in the 5th movie..Gary Oldman is going to die....Then I was like NOOOOO!!! But when you (mostly I) really think about it...I've seen Gary Oldman die more times than like any one else (and in the most unpleasant ways)...at least in this one it will be like a graceful fall like thing...In The Professional, he gets blown up...in Immortal Beloved he sort of just dies from old age (not so unpleasant then)...in Bram Stoker's Dracula he gets his like head chopped off (maybe a stake in the heart too..not sure...but he is a vampire so oh well)...in True Romance..he...well..he...gets...shot...ummm..in an uncomfortable and beyond painful way (for guys cough...if you understand my drift)..but he actually dies from a couple shots to the head...oh and this ones my favorite...in Hannibal..now, you might be thinking that he gets eaten by Hannibal..but...after he cuts his face off because he's all drugged up and feeds it to his dogs, he gets this like disgusting face..then he gets these crazy man eating pigs to kill Hannibal...then when he finally gets Hannibal...one of Gary's servant guys pushes him into the pig's like death pit...and he shouts NOOOO and they eat him...it's gross...

So...Sirius's death will be one of Gary Oldman's...well...pleasanter deaths...sigh...it'll still be death though...and all those other dudes were drug dealers..pimps..evil cops..Dracula...and a crazy gay guy..well..and Beethoven...but he was still pretty mean in that one...and I cried for him there...and we all love sirius so...I'll probably be crying then...when stupid Dumbledore comes out and tells us the stupid prophecy that he should have told Harry earlier..grrrr...grumble grumble...so..did any of you actually read that?