The Midas Guy
So after almost loosing mine and my passengers head to a stray flying sheet of plywood because my brakes don't work so well, i decided it'd be time to get them fixed.
MIDAS GUY: well i got two flavors for ya, just the oil and the brakes $409, but if ya want me ta fix all the other shit that wrong with your car $1567
ME: FUCK
MIDAS GUY: yup
ME: ...........
MIDAS GUY: and you should get new tires and oh by the way your right rear bearings are wabbling
ME: Lets do the brakes
MIDAS GUY: Oook ? (as if I don't fix all of it now I will die)
he did give me a ride down to starbucks so i can drown my misery in overpriced coffee and hang out on the net for 2+ hours
my credit card is now maxed
my dad is pissed
This wouldn't be the best time to bring up the school sponsored Italy trip I want to go on next spring all included for $2000
I'm
tired
on the verge of being sick
lonely
poor
bored
jobless
alive
at the best Arch school in the state
hungry
getting strange looks from the black chics working behind the starbucks counter
in need of a shower
MIDAS GUY: well i got two flavors for ya, just the oil and the brakes $409, but if ya want me ta fix all the other shit that wrong with your car $1567
ME: FUCK
MIDAS GUY: yup
ME: ...........
MIDAS GUY: and you should get new tires and oh by the way your right rear bearings are wabbling
ME: Lets do the brakes
MIDAS GUY: Oook ? (as if I don't fix all of it now I will die)
he did give me a ride down to starbucks so i can drown my misery in overpriced coffee and hang out on the net for 2+ hours
my credit card is now maxed
my dad is pissed
This wouldn't be the best time to bring up the school sponsored Italy trip I want to go on next spring all included for $2000
I'm
tired
on the verge of being sick
lonely
poor
bored
jobless
alive
at the best Arch school in the state
hungry
getting strange looks from the black chics working behind the starbucks counter
in need of a shower