FUCK THE STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL!
I was going to create this post on Sunday when that horrible piece of shit finally ended, but I crashed, then watched the Pistons crash with Badussy. Father's Day style. So here goes...
10 Things that I hate about the Strawberry Festival (Feel free to add your own comments, if I may have missed anything.)
1.The incredible amount of white/black/mexican/white trash that seemingly comes out of fucking NO-WHERE! Seriously, are there that many festering shit hole trailer parks in the area?
2.The fact that the main drive through Belleville is full of fucking peddlers and carnival foke. Along with a piece of shit ferris wheel. Making any transit to or from the city impossible to deal with.
3.The beer tent....behind THE FUCKING CHURCH!
4.The "casino"....inside THE FUCKING CHURCH!
5.The fact that 70% of the people I graduated (and never wanted to see again) with are there........with their kids.
6.The guy with the little monkey that you can have your picture taken with. Fuck him. Fuck that monkey. Fuck paying $10 to have your picture taken with and animal that throws it's own shit. I do that. Anybody want to pay me $10 to have their picture taken with me?
7.The fact that I was charged $7 for a Coke (that turned out to be a Pepsi) and a goddamn corndog by some asswipe who was wearing a thick gold chain. Yeah, you are welcome for the Cadillac payment you cocksucker!
8.The fact that Sumpter Fest is about 95% less trashy.
9.All the 14yr olds that walk the streets busting smokes thinking they are bad asses. Fuck you. Fuck your dad's smokes. Dont mean-mug me you bitch. I'm driving a car and smoking MY fucking smokes. I could also pick a pussy out of a line up you no pussy getting, cock stroking, wanna be. PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP!
10. The fact that Wal-Mart has it's best three days of the year. That and J.B.'s Place. They both suck Camel nuts.
10 Things that I hate about the Strawberry Festival (Feel free to add your own comments, if I may have missed anything.)
1.The incredible amount of white/black/mexican/white trash that seemingly comes out of fucking NO-WHERE! Seriously, are there that many festering shit hole trailer parks in the area?
2.The fact that the main drive through Belleville is full of fucking peddlers and carnival foke. Along with a piece of shit ferris wheel. Making any transit to or from the city impossible to deal with.
3.The beer tent....behind THE FUCKING CHURCH!
4.The "casino"....inside THE FUCKING CHURCH!
5.The fact that 70% of the people I graduated (and never wanted to see again) with are there........with their kids.
6.The guy with the little monkey that you can have your picture taken with. Fuck him. Fuck that monkey. Fuck paying $10 to have your picture taken with and animal that throws it's own shit. I do that. Anybody want to pay me $10 to have their picture taken with me?
7.The fact that I was charged $7 for a Coke (that turned out to be a Pepsi) and a goddamn corndog by some asswipe who was wearing a thick gold chain. Yeah, you are welcome for the Cadillac payment you cocksucker!
8.The fact that Sumpter Fest is about 95% less trashy.
9.All the 14yr olds that walk the streets busting smokes thinking they are bad asses. Fuck you. Fuck your dad's smokes. Dont mean-mug me you bitch. I'm driving a car and smoking MY fucking smokes. I could also pick a pussy out of a line up you no pussy getting, cock stroking, wanna be. PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP!
10. The fact that Wal-Mart has it's best three days of the year. That and J.B.'s Place. They both suck Camel nuts.