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Last night was the most eventful night that i have had in a WHILE.
We got a flat tire on Tiiu's van, while we were out trying to show Kristine a good time on her birthday.
So basically it was Tiiu, Kristine, Tanner, Amanda, Chelsea, Justin, Bitchface and me. Thats eight teenagers. Also known as, TROUBLE.
So we got Kristine blindfolded and picked her up in the van.
She thought it was only going to be her, Tiiu, Amanda and Tanner.
And she didnt know where we were taking her.
We had everyone in the van and we all went to go bowling, at Timonium Bowling Lanes or whatever it was called...
Everyone got out of the van, and Kristine took off her blindfold.
Well we were all standing behind her so when she turned around we were all just like "TADA!", like, surprise, ya know? Schwatever.
So we go into the bowling alley and then decide we dont want to bowl, plus the fact that some of us didnt have socks for the stinky bowling shoes.
So we leave and decide we are gonna go to Hooters.
Sooooo as we're driving Tanner hears what sounds like a flat tire being driven on noise, so Kristine checked and for sure, our front right wheel was flat.
So we pull into a Crown gas station right off York road in Towson and look at it.
We try using the air machine to pump that bitch back up, but then Justin noticed it had a hole in the side, and after looking at it i notice it looks like someone fucking stabbed the thing.
We later on noticed the little emblem off the back of Tiiu's van was missing, too.
So we go into the gas station store and look for anything to fix flat tires, like a patch or something.
There isnt SHIT in there.
Then the worker guy tells me that CHEWING GUM should work.
So i run outside and tell everyone that, and EVERYONE starts chewing up Tiiu's Winterfresh and Bitchface's DENTYNE gum, in large wads in our mouths. Then we start shoving the gum over the hole, trying to get it in the little slit in the tire. After many failed attempts, Justin manages to shove the gum in the hole.
I lied to the guy who worked there and i told him we all had NO money so he gave us a roll of electrical tape for free, and we put tape over where some of the gum was still on the tire, just to be sure.
When we tried to pump the tire again, no more air would go in it. The gum wasnt working.
So we put the car in neutral and pushed it up in a parking space, and walked about 3 buildings down to the CVS, so we could buy some "Fix-A-Flat."
We got our Fix-A-Flat and walked back to the van, and moved it again, then used the stuff on it.
There ya go, we were all set and ready, and with the Fix-A-Flat stuff it says you need to drive for five miles and that is what makes the Fix-A-Flat shit work with the fixing of the flat. So we all climb in and try to drive...
and the tire EXPLODES, tons of white jizzy shit[the Fix-A-Flat stuff] comes oozing out, the rim is bent, and the whole fucking tire is like... coming off.
So we put the bitch in neutral and move it again, so it wont get towed...
and we are just all around fucked.
We were stuck in towson, we had NO spare tires, and about three of the kids parents were flipping out saying it was OUR fault we got a flat tire.
And all i have to say is FIX-A-FLAT-MY-ASS!!!
Sheesh.
Amanda's mom was having a baby and saying she was going to call the cops on Amanda and all this bullshit, it was fucking rediculous.
So in the end, we were stuck at that gas station for two hours.
Tiiu's brother and sister came and tried to help out, got the van towed, and took a bunch of the kids home...
And Bitchface and i got picked up by my hero Pat because we live in the opposite direction as everyone else and i didnt want to make Tiiu's brother or sister do that.
Oh yeah, and while we were waiting for me and Bitchface's ride, we went and walked through the drive-thru of the McDonald's across the street because we were hungry and the lobby wasnt open.
And im sure everyone there smoked about a million cigarettes total. At a gas station, which was humorous to all.
And honestly, i had SO much fun there, with all of us just entertaining each other, acting silly and telling hilarious stories. And that wig... that disgusting blonde wig in Tiiu's van. That thing is hilarious.
I would have much rather been stuck in that gas station longer, last night, then have been at a Hooters and home by 11 or something.
We had. SO. MUCH. FUNNNN.
I got home at like 12:45, but i stayed outside and chilled with Jen and Pat til about 1:30-ish maybe. i didnt keep track of time.
We got a flat tire on Tiiu's van, while we were out trying to show Kristine a good time on her birthday.
So basically it was Tiiu, Kristine, Tanner, Amanda, Chelsea, Justin, Bitchface and me. Thats eight teenagers. Also known as, TROUBLE.
So we got Kristine blindfolded and picked her up in the van.
She thought it was only going to be her, Tiiu, Amanda and Tanner.
And she didnt know where we were taking her.
We had everyone in the van and we all went to go bowling, at Timonium Bowling Lanes or whatever it was called...
Everyone got out of the van, and Kristine took off her blindfold.
Well we were all standing behind her so when she turned around we were all just like "TADA!", like, surprise, ya know? Schwatever.
So we go into the bowling alley and then decide we dont want to bowl, plus the fact that some of us didnt have socks for the stinky bowling shoes.
So we leave and decide we are gonna go to Hooters.
Sooooo as we're driving Tanner hears what sounds like a flat tire being driven on noise, so Kristine checked and for sure, our front right wheel was flat.
So we pull into a Crown gas station right off York road in Towson and look at it.
We try using the air machine to pump that bitch back up, but then Justin noticed it had a hole in the side, and after looking at it i notice it looks like someone fucking stabbed the thing.
We later on noticed the little emblem off the back of Tiiu's van was missing, too.
So we go into the gas station store and look for anything to fix flat tires, like a patch or something.
There isnt SHIT in there.
Then the worker guy tells me that CHEWING GUM should work.
So i run outside and tell everyone that, and EVERYONE starts chewing up Tiiu's Winterfresh and Bitchface's DENTYNE gum, in large wads in our mouths. Then we start shoving the gum over the hole, trying to get it in the little slit in the tire. After many failed attempts, Justin manages to shove the gum in the hole.
I lied to the guy who worked there and i told him we all had NO money so he gave us a roll of electrical tape for free, and we put tape over where some of the gum was still on the tire, just to be sure.
When we tried to pump the tire again, no more air would go in it. The gum wasnt working.
So we put the car in neutral and pushed it up in a parking space, and walked about 3 buildings down to the CVS, so we could buy some "Fix-A-Flat."
We got our Fix-A-Flat and walked back to the van, and moved it again, then used the stuff on it.
There ya go, we were all set and ready, and with the Fix-A-Flat stuff it says you need to drive for five miles and that is what makes the Fix-A-Flat shit work with the fixing of the flat. So we all climb in and try to drive...
and the tire EXPLODES, tons of white jizzy shit[the Fix-A-Flat stuff] comes oozing out, the rim is bent, and the whole fucking tire is like... coming off.
So we put the bitch in neutral and move it again, so it wont get towed...
and we are just all around fucked.
We were stuck in towson, we had NO spare tires, and about three of the kids parents were flipping out saying it was OUR fault we got a flat tire.
And all i have to say is FIX-A-FLAT-MY-ASS!!!
Sheesh.
Amanda's mom was having a baby and saying she was going to call the cops on Amanda and all this bullshit, it was fucking rediculous.
So in the end, we were stuck at that gas station for two hours.
Tiiu's brother and sister came and tried to help out, got the van towed, and took a bunch of the kids home...
And Bitchface and i got picked up by my hero Pat because we live in the opposite direction as everyone else and i didnt want to make Tiiu's brother or sister do that.
Oh yeah, and while we were waiting for me and Bitchface's ride, we went and walked through the drive-thru of the McDonald's across the street because we were hungry and the lobby wasnt open.
And im sure everyone there smoked about a million cigarettes total. At a gas station, which was humorous to all.
And honestly, i had SO much fun there, with all of us just entertaining each other, acting silly and telling hilarious stories. And that wig... that disgusting blonde wig in Tiiu's van. That thing is hilarious.
I would have much rather been stuck in that gas station longer, last night, then have been at a Hooters and home by 11 or something.
We had. SO. MUCH. FUNNNN.
I got home at like 12:45, but i stayed outside and chilled with Jen and Pat til about 1:30-ish maybe. i didnt keep track of time.