Its time for the kick Joe in the NUTS Song! / Lotto Dream
Kick Joe in the Nuts!
Kick Joe in the Nuts!
Hi-ho the derry-o lets Kick Joe in the Nuts!
Leeettsss promise Joe 9 dollars an hour, then only give him 8.50
Ohhh lets promise 9 dollars and hour then only give him 8.50!!!
Lets fuck around with his finances
Lets make him really crryyyyy
Hi Ho the Derry-O lets kick Joe in the nuts!
Ohhh lets make opening up a bank account so difficult cause Joe has bad credit!
OOOOHH lets make opening up a bank account so difficult cause Joe has bad credit!
Lets fuck around with his finances, and take away his debit carrrrddd
Lets really make Joe cry!
Kick Joe in the nuts!
hahah..
Life WAS getting better.
Now it sucks again... ya know, I bought a lotto ticket today...
the JackPot is 340 Million Dollars.
If I win,... I will...
I will..
I think I would die..
But id certainly have enough money to pay for the hospital bills when they revive me...
HAHAHAHAHAH
Actually, maybe I should day dream a little about what I would do with all that money.
Well, half would go to the govt for taxes so Id realistically have 170 Million. (oh is that all?)
Id give my grand parents a Million Dollars. Then My father a Million, and my sister a Million (though id lock up half of it until she was 21 - ya know those girls, spending everything)
Then I would give each of my girls 500,000 dollars... why not more? Well ill tell you later.
Then I would by a gigantic (yet reasonable) house here in Santa Fe - cause actually I like it here. And I would send for Sara, Tanya and Tash. Matt would already be with me.
And we would all live together in my gigantic house, and I would pay for their college and living expenses and everything. I would buy everyone cars, including myself.
Not Escalades or anything, but nice Economical Cars - like those Honda Hybrids... or maybe Chevy Cobalts - teehee... just because im rich doesnt mean I have to be un-evironmental.
And we would never have to work... and I will have Roseta - my maid, care for my home while we are all traveling around the world... living like millionaries live.
Oh and regardless, I would have already paid off all my debts.
And I will invest some money in stocks and CDs - so I can have MORE money for MY kids when I have them.
Oh and then I would donate a million dollars to the Juvenille Diabetes Association - that should be enough to cover them for a while, right?
Oh and my home would be on many acres of land - I will have many animals, maybe a horse or two.. taking care of horses can be expensive.. and while im rich, I will be cheap. But on this land - I will not a sprawling home, but perhaps a compound - A compound for struggling artist and newagers to come and rest, and enjoy the scenery of beautiful santa fe. A commune of sorts, where I can mingle with my people as well as live comofortable yet simple. It will have a main house, that myself, matthew and the girls will live in. Then Outbuildings that will house the communists.. ... wait? HHAAHAH well the communists. Those within the Commune. And I will have dedicated buildings to Contemplation, Relaxtion, Prayer... and out in the boonies, a Solitary Building.. for those who wish for the quiet silence of nature. And, to keep things fair, those who live in my Compound (myself included) will perform chores - like gardening and... raking... and.. washing? Hmm. Who knows. Food will be provided. Vegetarian meals provided - cooking could be done by anyone who wishes! :D
Oh and if I ever broke up with matthew.. or he broke up with me... I would give him money... Probably a million or so, so he could be comofortable. Its quiet a fall to go from Rich to poor.
Oh and I will not forget the people in my life who have helped me - Chris will get a hefty sum of money too... and ill even give Kris Golder a few grand.. im not heartless ya know.
And with my money, I will train in my Reiki and open New Age Center to combat ALL new age centers right here in Santa Fe. I will make it the nexus of all things metaphysical - but I will still remain humble and work with my patients - Money is only money, while it makes things comfortable, Money cannot make your life complete. I will support schools, and artistic funds, and music and magick and children.
Maybe ill even open a Shelter for Gays and Lesbians who have been discarded from their homes. - This will also be housed in my compound.
I will be Joe Denton - Philantropist.
I may even go back to school just to learn.
I will own a summer home in Canada... or Maybe Mexico... who knows!
but I do know ill never be THAT snooty, as I will always remember my poor beginnings. I will NOT become those rich assholes, and I will prefer to stay out of the limelight - I dont want to be caught in that.
And my girls will forever be possibly happy. Tanya will have enough to begin her film career. Tash her music, as being rich connects you with some music creators, right? And Sara will be the Mistress of my Compound - working on her Art as well as leading the communists to peace and harmony with her beauty and firm hand.
...
Is this sounding Culty?
My Compound??
Lets get a little more materialistic.
I will have the most expensive and comfortable furniture and appliances - all environmentally sound.
I will have Bush assassinated? HAHAHAHAH Well, with that kind of money I could do anything! HAHAH im kidding.. really.
I will sponsor small metaphysical business who need to find the means to get off the ground.
I will...
Well I will fulfil my dreams, winning the lottery would be a gift from God.
Ahh the fantasies.... so delightful.
Kick Joe in the Nuts!
Hi-ho the derry-o lets Kick Joe in the Nuts!
Leeettsss promise Joe 9 dollars an hour, then only give him 8.50
Ohhh lets promise 9 dollars and hour then only give him 8.50!!!
Lets fuck around with his finances
Lets make him really crryyyyy
Hi Ho the Derry-O lets kick Joe in the nuts!
Ohhh lets make opening up a bank account so difficult cause Joe has bad credit!
OOOOHH lets make opening up a bank account so difficult cause Joe has bad credit!
Lets fuck around with his finances, and take away his debit carrrrddd
Lets really make Joe cry!
Kick Joe in the nuts!
hahah..
Life WAS getting better.
Now it sucks again... ya know, I bought a lotto ticket today...
the JackPot is 340 Million Dollars.
If I win,... I will...
I will..
I think I would die..
But id certainly have enough money to pay for the hospital bills when they revive me...
HAHAHAHAHAH
Actually, maybe I should day dream a little about what I would do with all that money.
Well, half would go to the govt for taxes so Id realistically have 170 Million. (oh is that all?)
Id give my grand parents a Million Dollars. Then My father a Million, and my sister a Million (though id lock up half of it until she was 21 - ya know those girls, spending everything)
Then I would give each of my girls 500,000 dollars... why not more? Well ill tell you later.
Then I would by a gigantic (yet reasonable) house here in Santa Fe - cause actually I like it here. And I would send for Sara, Tanya and Tash. Matt would already be with me.
And we would all live together in my gigantic house, and I would pay for their college and living expenses and everything. I would buy everyone cars, including myself.
Not Escalades or anything, but nice Economical Cars - like those Honda Hybrids... or maybe Chevy Cobalts - teehee... just because im rich doesnt mean I have to be un-evironmental.
And we would never have to work... and I will have Roseta - my maid, care for my home while we are all traveling around the world... living like millionaries live.
Oh and regardless, I would have already paid off all my debts.
And I will invest some money in stocks and CDs - so I can have MORE money for MY kids when I have them.
Oh and then I would donate a million dollars to the Juvenille Diabetes Association - that should be enough to cover them for a while, right?
Oh and my home would be on many acres of land - I will have many animals, maybe a horse or two.. taking care of horses can be expensive.. and while im rich, I will be cheap. But on this land - I will not a sprawling home, but perhaps a compound - A compound for struggling artist and newagers to come and rest, and enjoy the scenery of beautiful santa fe. A commune of sorts, where I can mingle with my people as well as live comofortable yet simple. It will have a main house, that myself, matthew and the girls will live in. Then Outbuildings that will house the communists.. ... wait? HHAAHAH well the communists. Those within the Commune. And I will have dedicated buildings to Contemplation, Relaxtion, Prayer... and out in the boonies, a Solitary Building.. for those who wish for the quiet silence of nature. And, to keep things fair, those who live in my Compound (myself included) will perform chores - like gardening and... raking... and.. washing? Hmm. Who knows. Food will be provided. Vegetarian meals provided - cooking could be done by anyone who wishes! :D
Oh and if I ever broke up with matthew.. or he broke up with me... I would give him money... Probably a million or so, so he could be comofortable. Its quiet a fall to go from Rich to poor.
Oh and I will not forget the people in my life who have helped me - Chris will get a hefty sum of money too... and ill even give Kris Golder a few grand.. im not heartless ya know.
And with my money, I will train in my Reiki and open New Age Center to combat ALL new age centers right here in Santa Fe. I will make it the nexus of all things metaphysical - but I will still remain humble and work with my patients - Money is only money, while it makes things comfortable, Money cannot make your life complete. I will support schools, and artistic funds, and music and magick and children.
Maybe ill even open a Shelter for Gays and Lesbians who have been discarded from their homes. - This will also be housed in my compound.
I will be Joe Denton - Philantropist.
I may even go back to school just to learn.
I will own a summer home in Canada... or Maybe Mexico... who knows!
but I do know ill never be THAT snooty, as I will always remember my poor beginnings. I will NOT become those rich assholes, and I will prefer to stay out of the limelight - I dont want to be caught in that.
And my girls will forever be possibly happy. Tanya will have enough to begin her film career. Tash her music, as being rich connects you with some music creators, right? And Sara will be the Mistress of my Compound - working on her Art as well as leading the communists to peace and harmony with her beauty and firm hand.
...
Is this sounding Culty?
My Compound??
Lets get a little more materialistic.
I will have the most expensive and comfortable furniture and appliances - all environmentally sound.
I will have Bush assassinated? HAHAHAHAH Well, with that kind of money I could do anything! HAHAH im kidding.. really.
I will sponsor small metaphysical business who need to find the means to get off the ground.
I will...
Well I will fulfil my dreams, winning the lottery would be a gift from God.
Ahh the fantasies.... so delightful.