Actual text conversation today

[joeiatreides]

Ok so a random friend tried to call me last night but i said i was busy as I was at a friends place. He said he'd call me later.

This morning he texted me.

??? - Hey steve, what are you upto next Wednesday 3rd Feb
Me: Don't have any plans, why?
??? - During the day?
Me: Work, why?
??? - Bugger! I need someone to be in house during the afternoon I got virgin installed

okay. WTF.

I replied calling him a nutter.